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Humour : La galanterie masculine
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Sujet: Humour : La galanterie masculine
Lun 27 Sep 2010 - 17:29
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Une belle journée s'annonce...
Une jeune femme se réveille...
Sur l'oreiller, une surprise l'attend...
Puis une 2ème ...
Grosse surprise à la fin de la vidéo!
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style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 2026<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Age</span> : </span> 64<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Localisation</span> : </span> isere<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 08/02/2010<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Humour : La galanterie masculine Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_minipost" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Humour : La galanterie masculine <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Humour : La galanterie masculine Empty" border="0" />Mar 28 Sep 2010 - 7:59</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Bonjour CHRISTINA,<br /><br />La pauvre fille sourrie,<br /><br />Il est vrai que parfois les moyens de ruptures sont des plus insolites...<br /><br />j'ai pu le constater à mes frais aussi et parfois moi même... <br /><br />mais pas comme la petite vidéo à la DA VINCI CODE rire<br /><br />MAXIMUS<br /><br /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 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gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--7030" id="p7030" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="7030" style="position: relative; top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="7030"></a><strong><span style="color:#000099"><strong>christina</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Admin<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1512/35/63/62/avatars/2-31.jpg" alt="christina" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 3583<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Age</span> : </span> 104<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 11/12/2006<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Humour : La galanterie masculine Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_minipost" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Humour : La galanterie masculine <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Humour : La galanterie masculine Empty" border="0" />Mar 28 Sep 2010 - 12:21</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><font color="violet">.</font><br /><br />Précision:<br /><br />J’ai posté ce court métrage dans la rubrique « humour » car il m’a fait rire, mais il a obtenu tout de même le 2ème prix du Skyprods Festival 2008, 2ème prix Clap d'or 2008, Sélection Festival FFAT de Munich 2009, Grand prix du Jury et Grand Prix du Public au Festival de Cabestany 2009, Sélection Festival International Cinérail ...<br /><br />Un sujet à développer Maximus "les ruptures" ...... <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" longdesc="10" /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"> <img src="/users/1512/35/63/62/smiles/906530.gif" alt="mig" longdesc="45" /> </div><br /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="fa_like_div"><p class="fa_like_list" style="display: none;"></p><button class="rep-button " data-href="" data-href-rm=""><svg width="15px" height="15px" viewBox="0 0 1792 1792" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M320 1344q0-26-19-45t-45-19q-27 0-45.5 19t-18.5 45q0 27 18.5 45.5t45.5 18.5q26 0 45-18.5t19-45.5zm160-512v640q0 26-19 45t-45 19h-288q-26 0-45-19t-19-45v-640q0-26 19-45t45-19h288q26 0 45 19t19 45zm1184 0q0 86-55 149 15 44 15 76 3 76-43 137 17 56 0 117-15 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