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Sujet: Humour: mariage et séparations
Jeu 7 Oct 2010 - 14:45
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Quelques vidéos d'humour sur le mariage et les séparations!
Le mariage d'Anne Roumanoff....du rêve à la réalité !
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top: -30px; width: 1px;" id="11078"></a><strong>Souris sot</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile"><br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/1512/35/63/62/avatars/250-25.gif" alt="Souris sot" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><div class="dd_award right"></div><div class="award_more"></div><br><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Nombre de messages</span> : </span> 668<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Age</span> : </span> 105<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#000000;">Localisation</span> : </span> Aquitaime<br /><span class="label">Date d'inscription : </span> 02/11/2010<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Humour: mariage et séparations Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="100%"><table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img class="sprite-icon_minipost" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Message" title="Message" border="0" />Sujet: Re: Humour: mariage et séparations <img class="sprite-icon_miniposted" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Humour: mariage et séparations Empty" border="0" />Mer 22 Fév 2012 - 18:22</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr height="100%" valign="top"><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div align="center"> <img src="/users/1512/35/63/62/smiles/740892.gif" alt="Humour: mariage et séparations 740892" longdesc="1" /> <br /></div>Pendant la répétition du mariage, le futur marié prend le rabbin à part et lui dit à l'oreille :<br />- Écoutez Monsieur le rabbin, voici un billet de 500 Euros. En échange, je voudrais que vous modifiiez un peu le schéma classique de la cérémonie... En particulier, je voudrais que quand vous vous adresserez à moi, vous laissiez tomber la partie où je dois promettre "d'aimer, honorer et respecter mon épouse, renoncer aux autres femmes et lui être fidèle à jamais".<br />Le rabbin prend le billet sans mot dire, et le futur marié s'en va satisfait et confiant.<br />Le jour du mariage, le moment fatidique de la promesse approche. 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